Two Kindergarten anecdotes, to give me a break from these report cards!
During prayer request time:
"I" requested that "the world will start spinning faster and faster so that we will start to puke and get to go home!"
During a math assessment:
"A" said, upon being asked to use purple to colour the balloon with a number 7, "PURPLE!? That disturbs me."
How does a teacher stay grumpy?